|Original title||The Onion Movie|
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|Directors||Mike Maguire, Tom Kuntz|
|Cast||Len Cariou, Steven Seagal, Larissa Laskin, Don McManus, Meredith Baxter, Michael Bolton, Ahmed Ahmed, Brendan Fletcher, Daniel Dae Kim, Jed Rees, Rodney Dangerfield, Ken Takemoto|
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.